The Gamer Guy’s Alphabet: P is for PUPPIES and Other Beasts Corrupted By Resident Evil

As the players among us will surely attest, the insidious and nefarious shenanigans of Resident Evil's Umbrella Corporation have galvanized the creation of some ghastly creatures. Their extensive research into biological weapons has had catastrophic implications throughout the series; no amount of employee benefit schemes (as exemplar, their free donuts in the cafeteria daily for all staff whose ballsacks haven't been devoured by ravening undead policy), flexible work hours and generous pension plans can mitigate this fact.

While, quite plainly, the quintessential shambling, drooling on their shirts and taking shits on your carpet before biting on your groin with vigorous gusto zombies are the hallmark of the series, they are not your most formidable opposition therein. In the franchise's prolific career, we have run the gamut of undead sharks, spiders and snakes (and, presumably, other alliterative members of the animal kingdom); a veritable menagerie of toothy hatred, death and the stench of various undead species' piss mingling on the floor.

Hit the gallery for some of the greatest, most ostentatious examples. Because who -who- can resist giant zombie baboon-things?