Thanks for the Mammaries: Kelly Brook Bosom Swells With Pride

What did I tell you? This Kelly Brook pregnancy isn't all gray skies and clouds; there are two very distinct silver linings and they were on melon-ious display in a pimp-fest for Lynx Excite Body Spray where the sexy British in-a-motherly-way actress and hottie model used her two titanic trophies to urge you to smell like a drugstore scent aisle. It mattered not what Kelly Brook was pushing, because I could not take my eyes off her already nearly bursting udders, which considering we're not even halfway through this ripening process, well, let's just say, somebody's going to get an eye poked out, and I hope it's me. Enjoy.