Tess Holliday Claims She’s Too Hot To Ignore

There is no winning with Tess Holliday. Call her out for seeking attention the same way she seeks fast food every few hours and you’re in the wrong. She’s claiming that Piers Morgan is obsessed with her. And she’s probably right. But as history shows, most men become enamored with a never-before-seen discovery, especially when it can be mistaken for a new planet. Imagine a woman the size of a small house flirting with the idea of actually being in good health. I’m going to be completely honest, anyone saying that they’re concerned with another person’s weight because of health reasons is lying. Piers is speaking out against Tess because the minute she started taking selfies in lingerie she became an eyesore, and completely ruined it for the rest of us. She looks like poorly packaged meat at the abattoir. Like some freak butcher decided to stick the fattiest piece of pork shoulder in a g-string just because he could.

Tess Holliday has a new fan that she’d rather ditch.

The model, 33, snapped back after U.K. columnist Piers Morgan wrote an article criticizing her weight for the second time in just a few weeks.

Holliday posted a lingerie selfie on Tuesday with the caption, “[Singer] @lizzobeeating told me to caption this photo ‘Damn… that look good.’ “

Morgan later retweeted an article about her selfie, and said that it was “very sad.”

“She badly needs better friends, who are going to be more honest with her and explain she is dangerously overweight and should do something about it,” he said.

Holliday quickly came back at Morgan for the body shaming tweet.

“The last two weeks you’ve been obsessed with me,” she said. “Makes me feel like you’re almost into thicker girls and too afraid to admit it.”

I notice that labeling someone fearful is a common defense mechanism with individuals who are in the wrong. When anyone makes a comment with an opposing opinion, the accused immediately stuff the accuser into the afraid category. But it’s only partially true in this case. No one is making fun of Tess in her undies because we all secretly want a slice of her cake, we’re afraid because she can eat one all to herself and still thinks her bikini bought from the big & tall section is acceptable to show off. She’s not beach body ready, she’s beached whale body ready. And that’s what’s giving everyone nightmares.

The last 2 weeks you’ve been obsessed with me. Makes me feel like you’re almost into thicker girls & too afraid to admit it 💁🏻‍♀️🤣 https://t.co/uBSBHBA942

— Tess Holliday 🥀 (@Tess_Holliday) September 19, 2018

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