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bill-swift - February 26, 2016
After a very brief Winter's respite, the Taylor Swift legs are back in full force as the comely tall blonde pop diva returned to L.A. where it's about 80 and sunny because that's why we have horrible traffic jams. Also because all the motorists are gazing at the long stems on the music world's tallest performer.
Taylor Swift always looks extremely put together. I'm not sure how much time goes into prepping herself for just a trip to the store, but she looks ready for the Oscars at any given moment. She must be checking herself out in shorts in the mirror before she leaves and knowing precisely how amazing her stems look and how leg men will go crazy for her. I hope she writes a song about all the prurient things I'm imagining while leering at her dance and yoga taut legs. Make it a happy song because these thoughts are very upbeat. Even if she is kind of choking me out with her gams while we're making the sexy. I welcome the nap. Enjoy.
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