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bill-swift - June 11, 2011
When I was seventeen, I wasn't even allowed to watch Boy Meets World.
But, somehow, the object of my most futile jealousy, and, of course, entirely inappropriate lust, Taylor Momsen, gets to tour Europe with her rock band and get drunk and wasted and smoke cloves and have sex with groupies. So wrong, and, yet, so entirely right. I guess the same can be said for ogling these Valkyric lingerie concert pictures from Taylor Momsen and the Pretty Reckless latest tour stop in the Germanic regions. I've never seen such a grown up teenager before; it's hypnotic really, the way Taylor Momsen sexes up a stage in ways divas five or ten years her senior are still learning to do. Um, I best stop there.
I'll be quite pleased when Taylor Momsen turns eighteen later this summer and the magical invisible rays of legislative writings deem her an officially licensed woman. It's so tiring beating around the bush about this statuesque, blonde, rebel diva; I can't even use half my favorite adjectives, let alone a few transitive verbs I have in mind for me and Taylor. And, again, I must stop. Enjoy.
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