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Lex Jurgen - March 11, 2016
CBS ran a Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Special for their audience demo that hasn't purchased a bikini since they tried to get the one just like Ursula Andress wore in Dr. No. The Swimsuit Special is a companion piece to the Lingerie Special each December where the models come out covered in massive feathery costumes because that's how bedroom lingerie looks on network television. Backstage Bieber fingers all the models and tearfully announces that his mother never cared for him so you want to get out front as often as possible. Like much of life, the Swimsuit Special comes off far more appealing in retrospective still photos.
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