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bill-swift - December 20, 2016
As the Advent progresses, so does my ability to turn my neck at various and odd angles to scan each and every hot body in tiny little outfits making their way through the Love magazine visual sextastic video process. Most definitely including the latest and great tall and statuesque and lesbionic dreamy Stella Maxwell in shiny shimmering gold something or other that highlighted her slender hotness and tanned booty. It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.
If we're being honest, the Yuletide season has become rather commercial in the past several decades, most notably the addition of sex appeal to most seasonal greetings. I suppose this is lamentable for some, but for the gentleman oglers we know this to be the height of evolutionary progress. Skin beneath the mistletoe for actual and virtual kisses. Stella Maxwell, you can dance before my decorated pine any time. And I think you know what I mean by decorated pine. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Love magazine
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