Kathy Ireland May Be From Glendale, But She Lit My Road to Cork

UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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Kathy Ireland. Okay, is this a total St. Patty's Day cheat? Absolutely, but if I'm being honest about the first time this man fell in love with Ireland by way of locking himself in the bathroom to obtain familial privacy, it was Ireland on the pages of Sports Illustrated for 13 years straight, in hot steam color barely-there swimsuit sextastic. Oh, Kathy Ireland, you're a fine doorful of a woman you are. Enjoy.