Spiderman Punches A Cop

Times are tough in New York City, even for Spiderman. But that's no excuse to go punching cops. For like the 80 millionth time this year, one of the costumed weirdos that harass tourists in Times Square got into a fight with passersby. Apparently, it all started when Spiderman wanted $5 instead of $1 from some lady for taking her picture with him. This is what Spiderman is reduced to doing for money. Times are tough, like I said. That's when Spiderman started roughing the woman up. The cops came over to arrest him and then he decked one of the cops. So, he went from disorderly conduct to assaulting a police officer. That's a felony in case you were keeping score.

I think the worst part is that Spiderman is setting a bad example for kids with all of his shenanigans. What kind of world are we living in?