Sony Have Spoken: Here are the 20 Things You HAVE to Know About PlayStation 4 (VIDEO)

Well, you don't HAVE to. Sony haven't hired a crack team of ex-cons to roam the nations of the world, breaking the shin bones of anyone whose knowledge of their upcoming gaming wonderbox isn't up to scratch. (Although a company executive recently declared that they would have done, if it weren't for ‘those treehugging bastards and their aversion to innovative and aggressive business strategies.' Except he didn't.) But you probably should, because the console seems to have had a few more fancy doohickeys and thingamabobs glued onto/poked into its shiny chassis since we last saw it at E3.

Yesterday, destructoid brought us the above clip from PlayStation Access, illustrating a couple of

the next-generation console's more intriguing capabilities. PlayStation Dynamic Menu? Suspend mode? A middle finger to region-locking? Behold all of these --and 17 more-- above.

That touchpad on the controller is also an ACTUAL PRESS-ABLE BUTTON WE CAN PRESS? What a time to be alive.