Sofia Vergara Drops Three Parts of ‘Whoa’ on Pages of Esquire

We just saw 'daughter' Sarah Hyland smoking and drinking on St. Patrick's Day, now here's 'mom' Sofia Vergara looking all kinds of smoking hot on the pages of April's Esquire magazine. Talk about your 'whoa', 'damn', and 'oh, mother may I?'

Sofia Vergara is one outrageously hot almost 40-year old whose body requires some type of Magellan like circumnavigatio with our ship deftly rounding Sofia's Cape of Good Hope to discover entirely new oceans. Talk about stretching an analogy, oh, baby, Sofia, how we stretch for you. Enjoy.