Sofia Vergara Cleavetastic Red Carpet Performance Brings Hope to Mankind

Sofia Vergara and her fine feisty twins stole another red carpet appearance, last night at the Discover Many Hopes Gala in N.Y.C.

Now, I could brood about how my invitation to this swank event got lost in the digital mail once again, or I could relish the sweet visuals of the bouncy clouds Sofia showed off in good measure at the event. It's a tough call. I am a very bitter and petty man, yet, I am nothing but inspired by the full felines of Sofia Vergara.

On this day, I choose not to lament, but to indulge in the goodness of this super sextastic woman's cleavy goodness. Such is the power of the boobtastic, to wash away all lesser important feelings. Enjoy.