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So, How Was Your Thanksgiving? I Spent Mine Watching Jessica Alba Stuff a Bird

bill-swift - November 26, 2012

Granted, I wasn't actually in her home while the sextastic MILF plugged the lucky cavities of the deceased gobbler, but, seeing Jessica Alba get dirty and downright fowl with her Thanksgiving preparations made my horn o'plenty resound throughout the land, if you know what I'm saying.

Welcome back from the holiday. Remember, whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and that goes especially so for family gatherings.

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