Sneak Peek at Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape

Here's one thing I can tell you about the new Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom sex tape. Or, you know, what we used to call porn before sex tape became a better marketing angle. The semi-soft brained mom loves herself some lube. And, why not treat herself right? Despite dissing her male porn co-star James Deen as being unexpectedly undersized, Farrah also explains that the entire sex tape was not made for the viewers, but for her own little keepsake.

I personally hired people to do that so it's like a wedding video. You expect your wedding video to be good, not bad, so I think it's great and nobody else needs to see it.

Yep, you personally hired one of the world's largest porn companies to make your 'wedding video'. And then you put on your big girl thinking cap and built the marketing and distribution plans, drafted up the artwork, spent nights slaving away at Final Cut, and flew to the DVD boxing company in Malaysia to ensure proper packaging. All the while lubing your bung hole while James Deen was earning his paycheck from the aft. Some brides just want their wedding day to be perfect.