simon monjack is dead

Last Thursday was the 5 month anniversary of the death of Brittany Murphy. It was December 20th when her mom found her dead in the shower of the Hollywood Hills home she shared with her husband, Simon Monjack. But this is Hollywood, 5 months is an eternity. It's time for a gritty reboot!

Simon Monjack was found dead late Sunday night at his home in the Hollywood Hills... and both bodies were discovered by the same woman.
Brittany's mother, Sharon Murphy, found Monjack unconscious in the master bedroom around 9:30PM, and then called 911.  
Monjack was pronounced dead sometime after paramedics arrived ... when resuscitation efforts failed.
Monjack reportedly died from cardiac arrest, though nothing officially has been determined.

This guy was 90 percent doughnut so cardiac arrest is a safe bet. But he was a real piece of shit so hopefully it was something worse than that. Like suicide, or even better Brittanys ghost came to visit him, and it was like 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' where at first she was real pretty but then she turned into a monster and chased his fat ass around the house until he died.