Signs of the Apocalypse: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are Friends

It's either a cheap publicity stunt, or a clear sign of the end of times. Either way, I'm not a fan of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton hanging out together. It scares me, and it should scare you too.

Who knows, maybe Britney is getting sex tape advice from Paris. She's definitely getting partying tips. While out in Vegas the pair went clubbing at Tao, and Britney ended up taking off her pants, and partying in her fishnet stockings.

I thought the point of Britney leaving K-Fed was to distance herself from brain dead morons who think they can sing. But I guess that would include Britney too, so scratch that.

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