Sienna Miller Likes Her Sex Kinky and Cuffed

You probably thought that Sienna Miller and Jude Law split up, and so did I, but it looks like that was wrong. In fact, according to The Sun, not only are Sienna Miller and Jude Law back together, they will be spending their Christmas vacation together, and they will be getting very kinky when they do, because word is, Sienna has got some hand cuffs and a leather body harness all ready to go.

The actress spent £280 on the saucy gear at an erotic boutique -- which offers tips on how best to use it.




And Alfie star Jude, 33, won't stray far if she takes the sexy gear to Kenya, where they plan a late-Christmas break.




A source said: "Sienna's confident and open-minded. What she bought isn't for the faint-hearted, but she'll look amazing wearing them. Their relationship has been on and off, but they are going away together to see how things develop.




"If she takes this gear he's in for a treat. I just hope her bags aren't searched!"

You know, I've always said that the best way to rekindle an insane relationship is with hand cuffs and harnesses. Nothing says "I love you" like restraints and the complete unwillingness to ever let go. One's thing for sure, you can't say their relationship is boring. Crazy, confusing, Sado-Masochistic, maybe, but not boring.

Now, if you will pardon me, I will be thinking about Sienna Miller in that leather get-up, which may or may not resemble that weird leather strap thing she's wearing here.