Sienna Miller has Stretch Marks and Cellulite

You might think that Sienna Miller looks perfect in her nude scenes in Factory Girl, but the actress insists it's all just movie magic, and makeup. PR Inside reports that Sienna told Britain's Closer Magazine that in real life she has stretch marks, and is worried about her ass sagging.

"They spray make-up all over your body so you don't see the stretch marks that we girls all have." Although she hates her unsightly stretch marks, Sienna is comfortable with her weight and refuses to go on a diet. The blonde star - who was horrified that her breasts shrank to a 32B cup size after she slimmed down for her role as Edie Sedgwick in the movie - said: "I don't eat salads and I don't drink skinny coffee. I do run around a lot but I'm not healthy." Sienna fears that one day her lack of exercise and penchant for partying will catch up with her. She added: "One day I'll wake up and my bum will be on the floor!"

I don't know what it is this week with all of my favourite actresses taking pot shots at their looks. Keira Knightley thinks her face is busted, Anne Hathaway said she was depressed and anorexic, and now Sienna Miller says she has stretch marks and cellulite.

What the hell does it take for these women to be happy with how they look!? And more importantly, why must they continually try to ruin my perceptions of them? Can't a guy have a few damn fantasies in this world?