Shakira Is a New Mommy; Will She Go MILF or Mom Jeans? Consider Us Concerned

Oh, how the world's hottest midget has entranced us the last several years with her miniature, but excitedly hot body shaking to and fro, back and forth, and wiggled up and down on stage, that Shakira booty shaking like Jell-O, because jam don't shake like that, it was always working in those tight black pleather pants. But now Shakira is a new mommy and we're worried about losing all that Latina goodness. Will we? I truly do not know.

Take a little walk down memories of hot pre-mommy lane with us, a little tour d' Shakira sextastic, and see why we worry so. Enjoy.