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bill-swift - December 20, 2011
We really did applaud our screening of The Descendants this past week, though it forced us to feel feelings we are not normally accustomed to feeling, let alone even employing those parts of the brain.
The warm and fuzzies were in no small part due to twenty-year old actress Shailene Woodley, who portrays the rebellious teen daughter in the indie film and thus earned herself a nice promotional pictorial in the current edition of InStyle magazine. Shailene is the true definition of 'sextastic potential'. There is so much there there to work with. Now it's simply time to let the genie out of the bottle, traditionally achieved through a coordinated rubbing effort. I know, so wrong, yet, so very right. Enjoy.
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