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Michael Garcia - September 21, 2016
Sexy scamp Shailene Woodley was spotted wearing a hot Oktoberfest costume while grabbing some beers with friends. These traditional German dresses are all about one thing: the ta-tas. In Shailene's case they have a whole lot to show off. She's got a tremendous rack. It's the only thing that got me through those horrible Divergent movies is that she wore tight Spandex jumpsuits. These German wench costumes, called a dirndl, are the best part about Oktoberfest. The beer and sausages come in a close second and third, but I like to go to the beer garden for the knockers in traditional dress. Though rarely does the beer wench look like Shailene. I would pay extra to go to a place where that was the case.Â
I find Shailene irresistible. Maybe it's some residual feelings I have for all the hippie wanabee chicks I tried to date in the early 90's transferred onto a 21st century wanabee hippie chick in Shailene?Â
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