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bill-swift - June 8, 2016
Oh, Selena Gomez, te amo. You know you're slow evolution into full grown up adult woman allure has captured my imagination for all these years now it's taken to get you from Disney Point A to Egotastic Point B. You are drawing it out ever so slowly, but ever so assuredly, even if compelled by industry standards that demand your older girl musical musings be heavily based upon sexual desire and intimate longings. This is no longer about first kisses, this is about missing sweaty bodies. This is a good thing.
In her new music video for Kill Em With Kindness, Selena shows off her minxy hot legs and petite female form in various shades of passion inducement and I suppose there's some kind of music too though that is entirely beside the point. Selena, some day, you will perform in the music video I'm creating called Naughty Uncle Bill Goes Way Too Far. It's a subtle bit of work. We'll have to film in Russia. And probably never be allowed to return. But it will surely go down as a masterpiece in some of the harder to find online fetish portals. Cue the dramatic music. Enjoy.
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