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Sam Robeson - December 3, 2018
Hollywood's reigning bulimic blowjob factory Emma Stone prompted all normal people to think "What the actual fuck did I just read?" after releasing the details surrounding her brave decision to go nude in Oscar-bait piece of shit The Favourite. And now we have the proof of her bravery. Her single tit. And yes it's a good tit. But in today's saturated tit market, I'm finding it hard to care. Plus she's thirty-years-old now, and one could say that she missed her window for tit relevancy.
So, what the fuck is The Favourite about? You might ask. Literally no one knows. It's a mystery. Some period movie about royals running about in petticoats. And Emma Stone's character is a lesbian. And she shows her tit. Oscars all around. And if any of you have the audacity to praise The Favourite in the comments after shitting all over Ariana Grande's masterpiece Thank U, Next music video, I swear I'm going to be pissed.
Photo Credit: GQ
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