Scott Disick Is Really Blowing It

Scott Disick makes around $50,000 to appear for two hours at sweaty night clubs and get wasted so people can take pictures. 

That's a pretty good gig. Especially when drinking appears to be your only life skill. 

Disick had been slated for several upcoming appearances, but has cancelled them in the wake of his split from Khloe Kardashian, possibly because he can't stop giggling. 

He is now at risk of never being hired again by several of his main employers.

If you work at the COSTCO and are going through relationship issues, you still have to show up to work. Disick doesn't know a good thing when he sees it. 

Several years he'll realize he was getting paid more than a lot of people make in a year to wave a bottle around in a meet market. 

Always count your blessings Disick. Here's my COSTCO card. Yes, I'd like help out to my car.