Scarlett Johansson moved in with Sean Penn

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have only been dating for two months, in part because she only announced she was divorcing Ryan Reynolds four months ago, but today Us magazine says she's already moved in to his house in Malibu.

Wow what an idiot. Is he dying or something?

Relocating from her temporary digs at a West Hollywood hotel, the recently divorced 26-year-old "has essentially moved in over the last few weeks," the source says. And now that the actress and Penn, 50, share the same roof after months of furtive sightings at hotspots in Hollywood, Mexico and beyond, "they just stay home" whenever they can.

That part about staying home is noteworthy because Scarlett is only 6 years older than Penns daughter and 9 years older than his son. I hope that kid didn't used to jack off to Scarlett. Because now his dad is banging her. In the next room. I didn't even like it when my dad took the piece of mealoaf I wanted.

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