Scarlett Johansson Becomes the $20 Million Woman in a Tight Top in Paris

On the same day that it was announced that Scarlett Johansson would be receiving $20 million for her returning role as Black Widow in the planned sequel to The Avengers, the busty Hebrew School Hottie took Paris by storm, well, not by storm, but by way of glasses and a cigarette (so French), and, more importantly, flashing her moneymaking melons beneath a super tight top. Now that's the Scarlett we know and lust.

We've never wanted anything but goodness for Scarlett, her disturbingly obnoxious reps aside, Scarlett Johansson deserves everything she's getting. Now, if she'd just share a tiny smidgeon of her success with us, in particular, those smidgeons we can see underneath her tight top. That would be worth more than $20 million in happy memories. Enjoy.