Sara Jean Underwood Master Craftsman, Woman

However you label this new career option of posting tits and ass pics to social media, Sara Jean Underwood does it better than anybody else. The Kardashians have more followers, but no sane man would fuck them. Whatever creepy sex wedge designs you have for Khloe Kardashian fades when she starts picking gristle out of her teeth with a KFC spork. 

In contrast, Underwood seems like the kind of girl you'd look forward to joining on a road trip or one-way mission to Mars. If not, remind her of the nobody rides for free rule. Just kidding, she makes more than you. It's not clickbait if you're tugging one out.

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