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Tex Hollywood - May 17, 2023
I saw the headline roll into my newsfeed "Salma Hayek exposes breasts in a instagram dance video" and I clicked the bait.
Salma Hayek is an old timer from the Golden Age of Hollywood, at least modern Hollywood because it's got quite crappy since the last 90s, hasn't it?
She's the Mexican accent and hot body we've grown to love all these years, so when you see a headline like "exposed breasts" or "wardrobe malfunction", you get sucked in. At least any self respecting man or fan of Salma would be sucked in.
As it turns out, she produced the clickbait herself. Maybe she's trying to hard, maybe it's simple desperation, I mean she did star in Desparado, she knows how these things work. It could be holding onto a torch or legacy of being known for her breasts, or it could be revisiting a tactic that has worked for her career.
The good news is that it happened, the bad news is that it was calculated and her breasts were censored out and I am not tech savvy enough to reverse the pixelation, or scrambled porn of the 90s effect.
The video was posted to celebrate her 24 million followers, that's a lot of followers and I may not find it fun, I may find it offensive, but you may find joy in the cock tease!