Ryan Dunn was really really drunk

It was surprising when we heard that 'Jackass' star Ryan Dunn died in a drunken car crash, but that was because we didn't know it was after leaving a bar with a blood alcohol level two and a half times the legal limit and then driving 140 miles per hour. Of course he died. He might as well have put on a blindfold and driven with his feet too.

People says...

Dunn was driving at twice the legal limit, with authorities saying toxicology results put his blood alcohol concentration at 0.196 percent, while the legal state limit is 0.08.
"The initial crash reconstruction investigation determined that Mr. Dunn's vehicle was traveling between 132-140 mph at the time of the collision," West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll said in a statement.

Jesus, how do you even reconstruct an accident where the car is going 140. By watching 'Tron'? It turns out this isn't even a good anti-drunk driving story, because of course he died. If you wanted to kill yourself, this is what you would do. He did everything but set cobras loose in the back seat.