Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Spreading

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley got mostly naked for a photo shoot and as part of the trade off someone had to listen to her recount some benign facts about herself. Brace yourself, she likes to eat real food like the rest of us:

"I don't want to be that miserable girl pushing a salad around my plate."

One of us! One of us!  I give her credit for the attempt. We know that models starve the shit out of themselves and we really don't care. If your calorie ceiling gives me a slightly better wank, that's a deal we've both made with the devil. No give-backs.  She also dropped this gem:

"Beauty for me is about a good workout routine."

I'm not exactly sure that makes sense, but I think it's more about having great tits and your skin accepting bronzer without visible rash. More of a nature thing than a spin class thing. Jason Statham's a lucky man. You've got friends that are interesting. Nobody's perfect.

Photo Credit: Violet Grey