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Lex Jurgen - February 18, 2016
It's hard to tug one out properly to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley knowing Jason Statham is behind you ready to drop kick your ass. After he watches you finish. He's got a ton of issues on his plate. I can't remember who I just said was the perfect girl. I changed my mind. It's this chick. She doesn't talk and when she does, she's almost always talking about how her underwear makes her feel sexy. Though she's hardly ever wearing any. That's a complicated as I need my lady folk. She gets paid more than most men. That should be enough. Hashtag I'm with Hillary.
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