Rob Kardashian Stuck

There's the look. That moment you realize you knocked up a stripper and she's taking selfies with some random dude that used to finger her for ten bucks at the downtown establishments.

She's swelling into a near perfect circle of a modified human carcass. It seems like just yesterday she was promising you anal if you laid off the pretzels. Now you've got a purse in your hand and she's trademarking your last name as her own. Sometimes the bear eats you, Robert. Perfect your mope. This is going to take a while.

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