Rob Kardashian Just Wants to Make Socks

Unlike your typical fame-obsessed Kardashian, Rob Kardashian is truly a grounded guy. He doesn't need to be in the media spotlight for being fat or useless or punching women, he just wants to be left alone to make his designer socks.

"Literally, my job is I make socks. That's all I do. I don't necessarily care about the show. I would rather film this -- me doing what I do -- than being around my family." -- Rob Kardashian told the WSJ

For those of you who've been living under a rock or not completely obsessed with everything designer mens sock related, Rob Kardashian started a custom designed footwear line called Arthur George. Arthur George is Rob's imaginary friend he invented to comfort himself after walking in on Khloe pleasuring herself with a house lamp.  Sometimes Rob likes to use stripes, or circles, or swirly patterns in his designs. They can be blue or yellow or purple or anything he really wants. His creative visions are limited only by the ability of his powerful family to insist retail outlets carry his bright gay socks.

"But I'd like to do my own thing and focus on what I love. If people accept it, they accept it. If they don't, they don't."

We accept you, Rob. You and your socks.