Rita Rusic Is Back on a Roll; We Are Back Imagining Her As the Super Hot Neighbor Lady

Ms. Daniels we called her back in the day. She was the mom on the block that we boys couldn't do enough for. Carried groceries, helped unload her car, cleaned out her basement, we would have gone down the drain pipe in search of her forever lost wedding ring had it meant that her oft-traveling husband would just stay out of town that much longer. Cause Ms. Daniels wasn't just the hot neighbor lady, she was the hot neighbor lady with the bodacious ta's that had every boy within half a click of puberty ferociously pawing their gunny sacks in every available private moment. The day Ms. Daniels moved out of the area, a horde of teen boys showed up outside her house to weep openly as like little girl children. Somebody suggested we build a shrine. But that never got past committee stage.

All of these pubescent feelings and oh so much more well up again upon seeing Rita Rusic these days in her barely covering hot older mom bikini poses along Miami Beach. And it's not just the ridiculously hot, inexplicably hot, body on this 51-year old temptress of young men that kills us; it's knowing that she's using that body daily for its righteous purpose with her cougar cub boyfriend that makes it all that much more impaling of our semi-formed male hearts. Life truly is bittersweet. Enjoy.