Rita Ora’s Sparkly Red Mini-Dress

Rita Ora has a hard time not looking like the last slice of pizza at 2 a.m. I have no other feelings but desire and a willingness to do anything to get my hands on her every time I lay eyes on that little piece of perfection known as Ora. I may not have attended events like Mens Fashion Week in Paris in the past but I may need to buy a plane ticket if Rita is doing her best impression of the woman Chris de Burgh was talking about in his song. Red leopard print never looked so good. 

If she enjoys animal print my closest kin is a certified taxidermist. Minus the stuffing part I could be her personal stylist. When she’s with me she could be wearing any animal in the woods that her heart desires. Until PETA shows up for what I would imagine to be the inevitable protest against my lady looking so foxy while wearing a fox. But what happens on my private property stays on my private property. I will protect Rita at all costs and no one will be pouring red paint all over such a fine woman in my presence. 

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