UNCATEGORIZED

Rihanna is ready to swim

editor - August 26, 2011

Rihanna put on the orangest life jacket money can buy today to go snorkeling off the coast of Portofino, Italy, and see the Christ of the Abyss. And also to reinforce every single stereotype about black people and swimming. Are you sure you have enough stuff on, Ri? Maybe you should wear two of those life jackets, and some water wings on your arm, and one of those inflatable rings that go around your waist with a Micky Mouse face.

(image source = inf)

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on egotastic.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.

Echo Lawrence

Tex Hollywood

Echo Lawrence