Rihanna Battles Jessie J in a Bare Midriff Diva-Off at Wireless Music Fest in England

It's hard to fathom how women baring their taut, tight tummies in public in some nations would be cause for a stoning-to-death (that's stoning, not stoned-to-death, Pablo, who works in the closet in our IT center that always has skunky smoke pouring out from under the doorway).

But, in the more enlightened and blessedly depraved quarters of the globe, the sight of Rihanna and Jessie J flashing their bare midriffs on the Wireless Music Festival stage over the weekend, well, it just gives you a happy kind of hot pop star on stage tingle, right in your enlightened areas.

The two divas going navel to navel in a battle over the finest looking midsections at the British music festival and driving all the lads crazy. It's a good thing, more skin would be a great thing, but a cultural phenomenon still to be cherished. Enjoy.