Reese Witherspoon With Child, Bigger Cleavage to Follow

Well, it was only a matter of time before what's-his-face, the new husband of Reese Witherspoon, decided to mark his territory with his new wife and pre-existing mom of two, and, thus, our be-lusted blonde princess Reese Witherspoon is once more to produce offspring, which is great news for the world, but perhaps less good news for us daily oglers or her Spandex jogs.

However, every cloudy celebrity day has a silver sextastic lining, in this case, the prospect of Reese's motherly mammarials swelling up to dinner bell sizes which we can expect to see in the coming months. From sadness comes...Enjoy.