QUICK HIT: Rihanna Educates Teen Girls On How To Turn A Boring Evening Into an Instant Party

Even Luther Campbell must've been cringing the other night when sexy Barbadian diva, Rihanna, pulled out some XXX dancer moves in front of a mass of teen fans at Jones Beach. We've come a long way as a country since TV cameras were barred from showing Elvis Presley below the waist because of his tight jeans and gyrating hips. A good, long way.

For all those who might criticize Rihanna for simulating sex acts in front of her generally young concert-going audience, I can only say, I'm withholding my own opinion until I watch a couple hundred more times locked in a dark room. Enjoy.