Pussy Riot Found Guilty!

A Moscow judge has found the horrifically bad punk band Pussy Riot guilty of hooliganism motivated by religious hatred. The girls have been sentenced to two years in Russian jail, which is like 30 years in regular prison. The three gals were arrested earlier this year for singing a truly terrible song asking the Virgin Mary to get rid of Russian president Vladimir Putin in a Moscow Cathedral. This carnival of wackiness has called worldwide attention to their cause. Thousands of Pussy Riot supporters are taking part in mass protests around the world today. Their supporters are taking Pussy Riot's brand of goofy hooliganism to the streets. Now it's suddenly trendy to wear a silly mask and vandalize stuff in the name of Pussy Riot.

The topless woman in the video below sawed a giant wooden cross down with a chainsaw in protest. Soviet-era statues all over the former commie states have had Pussy Riot masks put on them. Octogenarian former entertainer Madonna even donned a colorful hood the other night at a Moscow concert. Robotically defeated chess champ Gary Kasparov was arrested while wearing a mask at a protest this morning. The Pussy Riot mask has become the new Che Guevara t-shirt of pissed off middle-class rebellion. Pussy Riot, like most of their supporters, are clearly from affluent families. People who actually have to work for a living don't have time to wear colorful knitwear and get arrested for singing punk songs to Jesus' mom. What I do know is that angry teenage girls with eyebrow piercings the world over will be heading to the mall to buy colorful ski masks to piss off their parents.