Purported Tulisa Contostavlos Sex Tape Reminds Us What Inevitably Happens When You Let Chicks in the Band

We have no idea if the purported Tulisa Contostavlos 'sex tape" circling the world wide web tonight is actually the X-Factor judge and N-Dubz singer we fell in love with during her recent American visit.

According to MTV UK, one of the dudes in N-Dubz named Dappy tweeted that he knows the man-piece in the video is that of his bandmate Fazer cause he and Fazer used to do group discount boot knocking with the ladies and I guess he's some kind of Fazer-dick expert. Not sure I'd cop to that one, dear Dappy. Dappy claims in the tweets on his account that the release of this tape is Fazer's revenge for a recent breakup by Tulisa, all of which apparently again, did get rather ugly recently on Twitter. (Why are people spending time on Twitter again? Remind me.)

The tweets on Dappy's account have subsequently been removed so maybe somebody told Dappy that it didn't look good with him picking other dude's johnsons out of a lineup or maybe he just realized what bands with chicks and dudes together ultimately devolve into.

According to our friends at the Daily Mail, who do actual real reporting, spokes people and persons close to Tulisa are 100% denying that the woman bobbing her head repeatedly in the video is Tulisa Contostavlos, though they haven't issued a comment as to whether or not they recognize the dude's sword in the raw as Fazer as slow Dappy appears to have.

Fact is, we don't really know. No clue. The woman in the video does bear a definite resemblance to Tulisa Contostavlos from at or about the time this video is reported to have been made (three years ago, according to Dappy's eye-dickness reporting, maybe he kept growth charts).

But, as always, you decide for yourself. 

You can currently check out the completely NSFW video here. But, please, be forewarned, this is a near 7-minute stint of close-up knobgobbling, which is highly inappropriate for anybody not old enough to pay their own rent or just a bunch of us guys who don't want to see 7-minutes straight of dude parts in our movies.