‘Pokemon Go,’ Porn Sensation

  Now, we’ve been over this before, but for anyone who missed it a while back: I am not a math sort of guy. Them thar numbers aren’t my thing. Who’s assed about Pythagoras, finding the value of ‘x’ or long division? Not me, that’s for darn sure.  

The only type of math I can ever get on board with is PornHub math. These guys always go the extra mile, beyond the pearl necklaces and ‘stepmom’ searches, to drop some real statistics on our asses. The PornHub Insights series is some interesting stuff. You didn’t think bar charts could ever be oddly arousing? You haven’t checked this out before.

If you haven’t, here’s a great jumping on point. The site has just published a math-tastic study documenting the rise of Pokemon Go porn. It’s like the great Overwatch porn epidemic, but a dash creepier.

The mobile game released in the US a week ago, and it’s already seeing dumbasses wander straight into the path of careening SUVs as they chase that elusive Diglett. It’s also making the nation –and the world-- pretty goddamn horny, it seems. Searches for ‘Pokemon’ have increased over 136% since the game hit, we’re told, a stat expected to increase further as it launches in other territories.

We’ve got a worldwide phenomenon on our hands, gents. I, for one, welcome our awesomely busty Gardevoir overlords. More details over at the actually-relatively-SFW-for-once Insights article, but I'll just leave you with this: