P!nk Encounters H8er. What Happens Next Will Shock You

Breaking news from the who gives a crap headquarters. Old and ugly pop songstress P!nk was called old and ugly by a Twitter troll, and she responded with - seriously get ready for a shocker - a clap back. You heard it here first. And you thought she didn't have it in her. Well think again you h8er. P!nk and Chrissy Teigen and all other defensive dried up perpetually attacked and marginalized Twitter celebs have crafted careers out of clapping back to cherry-picked negative comments posted about them.

While a sure-fire hit for any Twitter troll would be to question a celeb's mothering techniques or God forbid her sacred stretch marks, user Huachinango Refrito went for the risky decision to call P!nk, Purple. I don't really get the burn, but apparently it hit P!nk where it hurts. Her imploded taint. Refrito mused:

Wow Pink looks so old that should be named Purple instead

To which P!nk CLAPPED BACKKKKkkkKKKK:

You must be from la. Well, there are a few people left in the world that choose to age naturally. And I’ve earned every fucking minute of my 38 years. How you lookin though? Cause I never heard of ya til you put my name in your mouth. I shall call you little purple troll.

To be fair to P!nk, I really don't think she looks old as much as she looks like a fat truck driver. But I guess I'm just a bigger person than Huachinango Refrito. As I've said before, by only publically acknowledging negative comments, celebs only fuel their prevalence. Everyone is up P!nk's crustacean of a vag these days, and the fact that she is still able to somehow dwell on the negative is the real ammo Refrito should have brought to the table. But yeah, P!nk, you're Purple. Yeah. Deal with it.

Wow Pink looks so old that should be named Purple instead

— Huachinango Refrito (@huachinango83) May 16, 2018

You must be from la. Well, there are a few people left in the world that choose to age naturally. And I’ve earned every fucking minute of my 38 years. How you lookin though? Cause I never heard of ya til you put my name in your mouth. I shall call you little purple troll. https://t.co/3WcH2TRrHW

— P!nk (@Pink) May 16, 2018

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