Playboy TV Host Erika Jordan’s Barely-There Shorts

One of Germany's hottest exports, Erika Jordan is keeping a tradition alive of dressing like a sexy Mrs. Claus while you're out and about running errands. If you'll recall, it was only last week that I was coming to terms with the notion of Mrs. Claus being sexualized, so it's still taking some getting used to on my part. However, it helps that all these sexy, buxom ladies want to dress like Mrs. Claus.

Santa's obviously a man who likes himself a big pair of knockers. I don't picture Santa as much of an assman, but then again you can never tell with these North Pole types. They've got some crazy ideas living up there with polar bears and elves all year long. It takes a strong constitution and a wife with big breasts to get through those long nights in the first quarter of the year.

It all makes sense now, as Santa clearly wants a big boobed woman waiting for him with a glass of the sweetest liquid diabetes you've ever tasted. Santa's a man of many pleasures, but I can at least appreciate this one. Some of the other stuff's a little too kinky for my taste. Narwhals and such.

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