Play A Peen In Public: Wangcaster Guitar

You don't have to worry about indecent exposure, at least in the legal sense, if you have a penchant for playing with your wang in public. Not that one that's attached to your nether regions, but with this one-of-a-kind WTF-inciting guitar called the Wangcaster. As you can see, it's shaped like a peen, which is where you'll be doing all the strumming, while the balls just rest on your chest.

Uh, yeah. Doesn't sound appealing at all but this ain't no April Fools joke because it actually exists.

Get a load of this! For sell – Rare vintage custom Wangcaster with hard case. Nice playing smooth neck with fast action. Great for slide. Ready for some hot licks. All solid wood! New Elixirs this morning. New output jack and bone nut by a professional luther. Extra strings and pick included. Perfect for Mother's Day. Need gone today. No trades – cash only – today only. Thanks for looking.

Check It Out: Wangcaster