Pic of the Litter: Why I Quit Professional Bodybuilding

Remember when you were a kid and were deciding whether or not you were going to grow up to be a serial killer? Remember how you figured that out? You either killed animals or you popped the heads off your action figures and put them on each other's bodies. You all know what I'm talking about. So that's why I felt nostalgic when I saw a photo from an Arnold Schwarzenegger bodybuilding competition of possibly the worst tan hatchet job ever.

Why didn't anyone tell him he missed a spot? Oh I know, because he'd snap their body in half. By using only his pecs.