Paris Jackson Bares Her Sole In Skin-Filled Shoe Shoot

I do not know that I can trust the quality of these shoes. If they were really up to snuff then Paris would be wearing them while walking over broken glass and hot coals. But instead she has chosen to place them on top of her naked breast. In my mind that can only mean one thing: The sole is made out of broken glass, or possibly hot coals.

That is the only logical conclusion that a sane person can come to. If they were really comfortable shoes then she would have them on, right? She would not have to rely on her sex appeal.

And for Paris’s sake I really hope those shoes are not made out of real animal fur. Otherwise she is opening herself up to a world of pain at the hands of animal rights activists. Their heckling can be brutal, and they have no respect for personal property. They will not hesitate to throw a bucket of red paint on you.

The paint was always an odd choice to me. I understand that it represents the blood that has been spilled, but I think they would be better off throwing a bucket of human blood that is AB-. Hardly anyone uses that stuff anyway.

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