Paris Hilton Gets Into Stockings and Garters for Mom’s Mr. Chow’s Birthday Dinner

At my mom's last birthday, I wore my 'Beer Drinkers of America' t-shirt and she pointed out that I was under-dressed for the occasion, but then I pointed out that I had taken her to the Sizzler during early bird discount hours for her birthday  and then she was forced to say, 'touche'. Mom knows some French.

Billionaire Barbie has goes a bit bigger for her mom's birthday, with a trip to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills, and daughter getting all decked out in a revealing top and stockings and garters in a dress that has 'Bill Clinton Me' written all over it. I'm not exactly sure what it means when daughter goes 9 1/2 Weeks for mom's party, but in the Hilton family, I'm guessing it's actually completely normal.

What if we're all insane and the Hiltons are normal? Enjoy.