Pamela Anderson Divorces Again

There comes a time when you just know your marriage is over. It's about five minutes after you realize you're broke and your unemployed husband is forever moments away from blowing his sex tape money on his next poker weekend. That's how it goes for most couples at least. Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon once again, citing the fact that he's lazy and has a shitty beard and while she can still have sex while wasted, it's nearly impossible for him. Pam's asking for spousal support in an amount to keep her current in Lotto scratchers and a truck stop hooker's amount of mascara. The last time she filed papers Salomon romanced her with a Smirnoff colonic and she withdrew the papers. She seems committed this time, terms dependent.

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