Pamela Anderson Baring Funbags at London Launch Party

Some folks turn 50, others lean into it. Pamela Anderson is doing the former with her upcoming summer half-century mark of turning men's heads with her blonde bombshell exhibitionist existence. And she's still going strong. Maybe not Baywatch any longer, but certainly you and the rest of your London mates are going to strain necks to see Pamela leaving a late night London launch party.

Pam's had a checkered, storied, and occasionally ballyhooed career. It's all based around those lady curves and that bob of blonde hair. How else would you base commercial success in a sane world? She's got it, she flaunts it, she gets hired. It's the invisible hand of Capitalism. As opposed to my more visible hand of Groping. Pamela, you're a testament to your industry. Don't ever let anybody tell you showy dresses aren't for women turning fifty in chilly London. Haters. Enjoy.

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